Top 10 reasons why it sucks when yet another best friend moves out of your life.
1.Who else is going to nod their head and say "totally" when you use words like "you know the crotch burning at the start of your period??" (All male readers just left the blog)
2. Who else is going to instinctively call the second your about to chase your child w/some sort of weapon and ask if they can come get them?
3. Who else will still think your children are great and snuggle them, even though they know which ones have a highly infectious rash, which ones pick their noses and eat it hungrily, and the current carrier of a parasite?
4. Who else will squeal with delight when they see how good your "gluten window" is while making bread?
5. Who else will say a resounding "YES" when you ask if your butt looks big in a pair of jeans or if your bloated gut looks like your having another baby?
6. Who else will meticulously examine all the limbs and parts of your newborn infant the first time they hold them, and find that he has adducted thumbs and some fingers that don't straighten like they should?
7. Who else will clean your fridge AND your microwave AND bring you dinner when your having an "I'm such a loser who can't get anything done" day, even though her own laundry is piled to the ceiling and her fridge smells like something died in it?
8. Who else will happen to be pregnant the same time as you and insist on calling each other every night from the bathtub to complain about each others aching pelvises? (If any male readers didn't leave, now's the time to exit...)
9. Who else will insist you take a hit off of their anti-depressant when your having one of those really blue weeks?
10. Who else will I sit on the couch with, doing absolutely nothing for hours but watch our kids trash the house, and feel complete bliss?
Sure do love ya sista and it's been some great memories. You'd better make every effort to come back to me when Trevor gets his facility (or I just might have to check-in my Grandma or something).
3 comments:
Seriously, sister, we've had some good times. I am personally looking forward to our yearly catch-up reunions in Hawaii each year (on Trevor, of course).
Love, Mommie
And Hu said I am moving out of your life? Jerk Butt. You wish.
I know what you mean. I've got a friend like that too. I'm sure you'll miss Kimmie. But I can tell you that the love and friendship you have will NEVER go away.
Where are they moving to??
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